Hello!
I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
My boss who (I would say) is a huge Apple fanboy, is having a baby. When I figured this out through Twitter, I figured it would be a marvelous idea to get his baby a gift.
I didn’t want to get his baby just any gift, though, and my options were very limited seeing that my boss wanted absolutely no pink for his soon-to-be newborn baby girl. Also, I didn’t want to get him something that everyone who shopped within a capitalistic society could get. You get the point, I wanted to get something unique.
So, here’s what happened. I ended up Googling ‘Apple-themed baby gifts’ and was led to a wonderful Mashable article that eventually led me to Etsy. When seeing the item on Etsy, I was like, ‘OH, HOW CUTE! I COULD TOTALLY MAKE THAT!’ seeing as I’ve made my own Indian costume for Halloween Freshman year of college.
And, what did I get? A jankily sewed onsie.
Sorry, baby, if I’m going to make you look like someone smoked out of a crackpipe while making your outfit (that is, if your parents decide to even dress you in my creation). :(
Kudos to the Etsy seller who was smart enough to think of this. Sorry I didn’t actually purchase your item—my boss isn’t having twins.
