Hello!

I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.

  • m: Wow, so, you must really like big noses if you're dating an Arab and you like Sergio Ramos.
  • me: Yep! I love me some shnozz!