- Told my boss that he should use cloth diapers (since that’s what my mom used on me) on his soon-to-be new baby after seeing his newest YouTube video on his make-shift baby room—he’s already planning on using them FYI. So, AKA pretended to be a baby expert.
- Jokingly asked my boss if he’s going to name is baby ‘Myspace’ after he said he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone the name he picked out for his baby. Upon reflection with Bassem, not-so-funny joke.
- Told someone that I emailed Steve Jobs like, a week ago. I’m not kidding about emailing him or about telling people the fact that I emailed him.
- Told another someone about my obsession with Steve Jobs and then proceeded to rave about him. Then found out that she didn’t know who Steve Jobs was.
- Talked about Number 4 immediately spewing out Number 3.
It’s tough being an intern.