Hello!

I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.

  • M: Seojie, do you not like dogs?
  • Me: I do, but I'm more of a cat person.
  • M: Oh, because you're boring? Or because you like eating dogs!
  • Me: Uh, no!!
  • M starts speaking in Mandarin with C. M chuckles.
  • Me (to C): Have you ever eaten dog?
  • C: Oh, yes! It's very good! *Flashes two thumbs up*
  • My jaw drops.