I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to have a car, let me tell you (since I have one now), and, also, allow me to tell you what it’s like to have a car AND a smartphone:
You start unlocking Foursquare badges like, up the ying-yang (if I’ve used that phrase correctly).
No, let me reiterate, you start unlocking all the worthwhile Foursquare badges.
Quite literally, the past two weeks, I’ve unlocked like 3 badges.

I mean, some of them, I could do without, but some of them are really cool (actually, one of them is cool—the ‘I’m on a boat’ badge).
Anyway, thanks to my friends and my new car (dubbed CARLA) for the fun times, and may they ensue for the rest of my life.