I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
We are living in a world in which parody is no longer necessary.
john:
An utterly self-absorbed narcissist giving the world one big FU
A yacht. On the ocean. A rich person, on a rich person’s vessel, enjoying the sea. Amazing.
No words can express how ludicrous this guy is.
I mean, at this point, this guy really doesn’t give a fuck. The gov’t isn’t doing shit to save the gulf, so, why should Terry whatever-the-hell-his-last-name-is care?