Hello!
I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
- My aunt's housekeeper: So, when my daughter was 12, she came home and was talking about something called an 'orgasmo.' I didn't know what my daughter was talking about so I called my sister who described it as something 'that takes you to the moon and back.'
- (Everyone at the table is laughing.)
- My aunt: You seriously didn't know what an orgasm was?! You've never had one before?! THEY'RE WONDERFUL!*
- My aunt's housekeeper: No! I was so shocked by my daughter that I gave her spanking!
- *Seriously, TMI because I was eating dinner. Funny, but TMI.
