Hello!
I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
- Seojie: So, who's your new best friend? Matt?
- Brittany: OMG! You know how there's a big tree in front of Yogurt Monkey?
- Seojie: Umm...
- Brittany: Well, you know those hollow balls that grow on trees and look they're really heavy? Well, we were sitting under the tree, and one of them fell on top of my head!
- Seojie: Okay, Isaac Newton..
- The 'we' Brittany is referencing is surprisingly not her and Matt. Way to go, Britt. Way to go.
- PS. 'Queen B' (as you dubbed yourself in the voicemail you left me), I've decided I'm going to use the same tagline every time I reference you in a post: Brittany needs to wax.
- PPS. I just realized that I referenced myself in 3rd person... Why? IDK my BFF Bass.
