Hello!

I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.

dundermifflinite:

Dwight Schrute: I’ve trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.

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    HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL!
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    I.. guess that could come in handy?
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    Mum doesn’t understand what’s so hilarious about Dwight. She just finds him creepy. She’s mental, because he’s obviously...
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