I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
Dwight Schrute: I’ve trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL!
I.. guess that could come in handy?
Mum doesn’t understand what’s so hilarious about Dwight. She just finds him creepy. She’s mental, because he’s obviously...