Hello!

I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.

talrobott:

I’m on the waiting list for a Tuesday night class. One free show is all it takes for me to feel indifferent about whether or not I get in.

Edit: Nevermind. I just realized this is a Friday and I might not be in town anyway. BOLLOCKS.

Yeah, because you’ll be in LA watching COCO with me, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!