I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
“Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping the floor and the folks who made the...
it’s a socialist mop.