Hello!
I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
omjesus. my landlord is stupid. yeah, i know who chuck and lauren are!!!
in other news, i’m totally sitting at BML right now, and this old guy sitting like 10 feet away from me keeps farting loudly in his chair!! luckily, his farts don’t stink but still…. it’s awkward hearing them! the guy also does not know where the mute button is on his laptop. here, i have an apple one, too. i can show you where it is, you nut!!
