I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
When in reality, he wouldn’t.
Voldemort would TOTALLY vote republican… HELLO! the republican party is made up of a lot old, white people who think they are the elite of america targeting the underprivileged! republicans want us to DIE, why do you think they don’t want socialized healthcare?!
helllloooo, the death eaters are like all purebloods wanting to kill those who are not!
therefore, due to the transitive property:
republicans —> people dead
people dead —> death eaters were here
republicans —> death eaters (voldemort!)
voldemort votes republican.