I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
“Hey, baby! Are you into necrophilia?” - Cedric Diggory
“How about you and me make some dirty pictures?” - Colin Creevey“Ferrets die if they don’t mate. So, technically, you’d be saving a life.” - Draco Malfoy
“Help me write another chapter in my naughty diary?” - Ginny Weasley
“I’m a half giant, but I can be a full giant if the mood’s right.” - Rubeus Hagrid
“Want to see what else I’ve got shaped like a lightning bolt?” - Harry Potter
“I read the whole Kamasutra, now I want to put theory to practice. Want to volunteer?” - Hermione Granger
“I can be a real wild cat when I want to.” - Professor McGonagall
“Want to find out why they call me ‘Moaning’?” - Moaning Myrtle
“Want to role-play? You’ll be the Little Red Riding Hood.” - Remus Lupin
“I have experience with having slick things in my mouth.” - Ron Weasley
“I’m You-Know-Who. Want to go you-know-where and do you-know-what?” - Lord Voldemort
the hagrid made me laugh out loud.
AHAHAHAHAHA Lupin.
never will get old
Moaning Myrtle’s
Um hilarious much?
Hahaha, this is great!