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HP pickup line #17: Characters Edition (Dirty)

omgharrypotter:

“Hey, baby! Are you into necrophilia?” - Cedric Diggory

“How about you and me make some dirty pictures?” - Colin Creevey

“Ferrets die if they don’t mate. So, technically, you’d be saving a life.” - Draco Malfoy

“Help me write another chapter in my naughty diary?” - Ginny Weasley

“I’m a half giant, but I can be a full giant if the mood’s right.” - Rubeus Hagrid

“Want to see what else I’ve got shaped like a lightning bolt?” - Harry Potter

“I read the whole Kamasutra, now I want to put theory to practice. Want to volunteer?” - Hermione Granger

“I can be a real wild cat when I want to.” - Professor McGonagall

“Want to find out why they call me ‘Moaning’?” - Moaning Myrtle

“Want to role-play? You’ll be the Little Red Riding Hood.” - Remus Lupin

“I have experience with having slick things in my mouth.” - Ron Weasley

“I’m You-Know-Who. Want to go you-know-where and do you-know-what?” - Lord Voldemort

the hagrid made me laugh out loud.

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    AHAHAHAHAHA Lupin.
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    never will get old
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    Moaning Myrtle’s
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    Um hilarious much?
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    Hahaha, this is great!
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