Hello!

I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.

  • my grandma: how are things? how is the nuclear bomb situation? are you worried?
  • my great aunt in korea: nah.. not worried at all. just sittin' pretty.
  • my grandma: aren't you scared you're going to die?!
  • my great aunt: eh.. whatevs.