Hello!

I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.

  • me: chelsey, you're fubar, fucked up beyond all recognition.
  • chelsey: no.. that's this one (points to elizabeth)
  • me: and elina, she's snafu, situation normal, all fucked up...
  • chelsey: and what are you? p? for perfect?