Hello!
I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
dear oprah,
you’re just very annoying and you shouldn’t be allowed to sit, touch, or talk to michelle obama!
love,
me.
—and that’s going to be my last ‘negative’ post for the day. sheesh.
