I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.

jessica biel = blah; justin timberlake = :)

pineapple, anyone?

so gorgeous. i want my wedding dress to be this color and this gorgeeeee.

very tasteful. plus, i love ivanka trump.

so boringgggggggggggggggg snorrrringggg.

i hate halter dresses, halter anythings. ew pew.

iffy about this one.

wish i could be marc jacobs’ muse…. wish i could pull off a turban, for that matter..

what i meant was that you should be ashamed by this polked-dotted disastre!