I really love writing in short sentences, Sergio Ramos (and, by default, rooting for Real Madrid), and obsessively keeping my email count at 0. I'm also very clumsy, but I guess that's not really a hobby and just a curse.
not that i’m saying that the girl that lives above looks like kate moss but, not only has she been stomping on her floor and laughing like a hyena since september, she’s been honking her nose all week! geez, go to the doctor, you annoying punk ass bitcccch.

if you’re fucking with this girl then you better be paid.