Hello!

Sep 07

Today is surreal. (Taken with Instagram at Golden Gate Bridge)

Aug 31

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Aug 30

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Totally serious question, and I MUST KNOW:

What is the best way to move to Europe? Where can I find a European man to marry me? At Stamford Bridge? At the Santiago Bernabéu? And, are those places hiring?! Does anybody seriously know?

PS. Now that Florence ousted the cat out of its bag, and so that Togan will stop thinking I’m so “mysterious”, which I actually don’t mind!, I might as well announce it on a public level: I’m moving to San Francisco-ish a week from now and am moving in with my brother from another mother! Goodbye, LA!

(Sorry, Kelsey, but you’re not living with us.)

—-Edit/O MY B—-  This picture is a shopped photo of (L -> R) me, Brittany, and Kelsey as Snooki, Sammi Sweetheart JWoww, and JWoww Sammi Sweetheart. I don’t dress like that at all in real life, but can’t say the same for my compadres…

Aug 29

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Aug 26

It only takes one little comment to cheer you up.

• Man at the postoffice: Ooh! I love your necklace! And, your haircut, you look like a movie star! Man, if I were 25... I'm like 55!
• Me: Aw, thank you.
• Man (to his Asian coworker): That's probably what you looked like when you were 25, no?
• Woman: No! She's prettier. (Eyes the ring on my ring finger.) Are you married?
• Me: No! Hahaha, no, no, no!!
• Man: Are you kidding me? A boyfriend? She's probably a player, playing all the guys! Don't you? You're probably like "O, heyyyyy, wasssssssup?"
• Me: Hahaha, that's kind, but DEFINITELY NOT.

theatlantic:

Some crafty Redditor made this in response to Alexis Madrigal’s story on graphing calculators.  We salute you, joshszman09.

Aug 22

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Aug 10

I met a set of Australian twins over the weekend, and this is a picture of one of them:

Kelvin upon finding out that I’m a Madridista: Remember when Busquets did this?!

madridistaproblems:

I actually do! Is this the same team that everyone says has “finesse”? #justcurious

Aug 05

They say that blood runs thicker than water and that family should come first. Why? Because you it’s true:

Me: Guess what song I’m listening to right now?
Brittany: Ugh… Edge of Glory?
Me: Yep!!! I’m also singing along to it with my bedroom window open. I should stop.
Brittany: Isn’t your cousin home?
Me: No, and I would still sing it in front of her anyway because she doesn’t judge me like you and Kelsey.

My friends are assholes!