December 2011
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November 2011
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“Why do you even bother calling me for advice? It’s basically you talking...”
– Brittany
‘Tis true. I always know what I want, when I want it.
October 2011
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WatchSeth Meyers and his brother Josh quizzing each other about their lives: Oh, man. The story about Pete the Rabbit is quite hilarious.
Part 1 is here.
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WatchCan’t believe this aired over 10.5 years ago when:
Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon were the hosts of Weekend Update
Clinton recently left office
Castaway was in theatres
Al Gore wasn’t elected president; Tony Blair was PM of the UK
Baywatch was just cancelled
Timothy McVeigh and Yasser Arafat were still alive; Ariel Sharon was not comatose
It was just announced that Kelly Ripa was...
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WatchStephen Colbert: Supreme Courting
I really can’t understand why people actually support the GOP. Senators, Representatives, Governors, etc., are in public office to serve us but, instead, they service big corporations who want tax breaks when they virtually don’t pay taxes in the first place.
I’m so aggro!
But, you know what, Mitt Romney is right, corporations are people,...
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September 2011
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August 2011
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Totally serious question, and I MUST KNOW:
What is the best way to move to Europe? Where can I find a European man to marry me? At Stamford Bridge? At the Santiago Bernabéu? And, are those places hiring?! Does anybody seriously know?
PS. Now that Florence ousted the cat out of its bag, and so that Togan will stop thinking I’m so “mysterious”, which I actually don’t mind!, I might as well announce it on a public...
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It only takes one little comment to cheer you up.
Man at the postoffice: Ooh! I love your necklace! And, your haircut, you look like a movie star! Man, if I were 25... I'm like 55!
Me: Aw, thank you.
Man (to his Asian coworker): That's probably what you looked like when you were 25, no?
Woman: No! She's prettier. (Eyes the ring on my ring finger.) Are you married?
Me: No! Hahaha, no, no, no!!
Man: Are you kidding me? A boyfriend? She's probably a player, playing all the guys! Don't you? You're probably like "O, heyyyyy, wasssssssup?"
Me: Hahaha, that's kind, but DEFINITELY NOT.
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WatchWow, these women are totally fucking badass. I want to be like them when I get older!
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July 2011
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So, I kid you not, this randomly happened the...
June 2011
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Tu te moques de moi?: Farewell to the University... →
togans:
Instead of studying for finals, I had plenty of time to think about whether watching Entourage Season 7 or updating my blog would be much more helpful for self-development :) And, I came up with the idea of sharing a list of things I enjoy doing in La Jolla and I’ll miss when I’m back home…
10)…
This is super cute—especially about the part about eating your first cupcake...
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Fernando Torres' goal: the 200th goal in his...
Me: Now I feel like the sun JUST started shining in LA! Yadira: Oh please. Calm your titz, fan girl. Me: El nino made his 27th international goal today. I was born on the 27th. Coincidence? Y: Lawd jezuz. You’re worse than the fangirls on Tumblr. Go read a book!
I’m starting to think I should be concerned about the things in life that make me giddy.
PS. Yadi, when are we moving to...
May 2011
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Lady Gaga is NOT fashionable.
There are a lot of things I could say about Lady Gaga, but the one thing that always stresses out me about her is her (lack of) fashion sense.
Tim Gunn was once quoted saying, “Who would want to emulate that? It’s not even fashion. Those are costumes.” He was talking about Gaga.
However, I definitely do applaud her for her risk taking. To me, her outfit choices are really...
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Yellow Card King
Best. GIF. Ever.
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“I don’t think that the celebrations in the streets were our finest moment...”
– Is It Wrong To Celebrate Bin Laden’s Death?
[via NPR]
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bin Laden's location looks like Windows XP...
Mashable posted an article with Google Maps images of where bin Laden was found. Does Image 4 of the Abbottabad Mountains not look like one of the default Microsoft Windows XP wallpapers?! AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT’S SEEING THIS?!
Photo from Mashable:
Photo of Windows XP wallpaper:
April 2011
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WatchThe most beautiful video I’ve ever seen.
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Santa Claus' real age
My cousin Lauren, 10, to her older sister: I know how old Santa is
Her sister: What??? How old?
Lauren: He's actually 64.. I found out through answer.com!
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Things I Learn From My Aunt's Latina Housekeeper,...
My aunt's housekeeper: So, when my daughter was 12, she came home and was talking about something called an 'orgasmo.' I didn't know what my daughter was talking about so I called my sister who described it as something 'that takes you to the moon and back.'
(Everyone at the table is laughing.)
My aunt: You seriously didn't know what an orgasm was?! You've never had one before?! THEY'RE WONDERFUL!*
My aunt's housekeeper: No! I was so shocked by my daughter that I gave her spanking!
*Seriously, TMI because I was eating dinner. Funny, but TMI.
February 2011
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Lessons I Learned From My Aunt's Latina...
Today, I realized I really like, really need to learn Spanish*: My aunt started freaking out today because she saw a cockroach in her house, and, later, M. (my aunt’s housekeeper) asked me, “Where she say she saw la cucaracha?” It took me a good 2 seconds to tie two-and-two together, and I finally figured out she was talking about the cockroach.
Also, whenever she tries talking...
